Dear Natalie Maines,

She’s definitely not fat.

See for yourself.

(Natalie is the one in the middle.)

THey look nice on the cover of the magazine, but that could just be my native bias toward naked women.

Alsmost makes me forget that they couldn’t sing their way out of a damp paper sack.

Thank you, darling…I was starting to wonder if I had better start saving up my few pennies to go to an “anorexia required” farm.

Thank the good GOD that you appeared.

I LOVE YOU!

(But, you already KNEW that, now, DIDN"T you? :slight_smile: )

My Love,

Cheri

I always referred to her as the hunchback myself. In one video or another, she spends the whole thing stooped forward and with her neck out or something and it was wholly unattractive. Stuck with me for years.

I like the blonde sister. The brunette used to be my favorite. The hun… er, Natalie’s my least favorite. 'Course, I don’t listen to country anymore so it doesn’t really matter much to me.

What? People call her fat? that’s just silly. She’s not fat at all.

However, I do think she is ugly.

I used to listen to the Dixie Chicks, but I got bored with them after a year. Mrs. Maines’ voice has this, er, tone coloring that makes it somewhat lacking in styles other than country, IMHO. Emily and Martie are fine in my book.

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I can’t wait for their spread in Playboy.
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Gotta disagree with this. I think they sing well and harmonize beautifully. And, judging from the awards they’ve garnered, so do a lot of other people.

Different strokes…

Natalie used to borderline on chubby, but I believe that was mostly when she was pregnant. She does not look fat at ALL now. She’s petite, so any fat that she has will be distributed differently than it would on a taller girl. For example, who would you think is heavier: a 5’1 girl weighing 130 lbs, or a 5’6 girl of the same weight? I think she is cute; she reminds me of Carmen Rassmussen (of American Idol fame) in the face, except well…just different.

What’s wrong with being sexy?

And YES IT DID!

I’d hit it.

Curious George weighs in (ouch bad pun!):

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20030425/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush_52

As to the weight issue, when she was on Trading Spaces she was a bit big, but considering she had just had her baby, looked pretty cute overall. She looked good on the Rolling Stone cover- not a surprise as she has the cash for a personal trainer (although she was the only one standing up. . .).

FWIW: I don’t like their music- seems like more generic country rock to me.

She’s the only attractive one of the three. The other two are just plain janes.

Am I the only one who really can’t stand her voice? I think they’re all lovely women, but everytime I heard Landslide, it was like cats howling and fingernails on chalkboard.

/Rodney Dangerfield/

Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.

/Rodney Dangerfield/

That said, she is still do-able.

It’s my first time, be gentle. OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH.
She didn’t get round lips like hers eating three square meals a day.

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Why does it not surprise me that you watch that show?

BTW, a slight reference to “Spinal Tap” does not mean that you are not one of them. In your case, the fine line between clever and stupid is the thick brick wall that comprises your skull.

People thought one of them is fat? Some people need to get a new working set of eyes.

While I agree that these ladies aren’t bad-looking, Natalie looks like she’s missing a neck to me.

No Natalie’s not exactly FAT but she is sort of squat and troll-like. I don’t find her attractive at all but I guess she could be sort of perky/cute, I suppose, if you squint. And you’re drunk. And she’s sober.

Emily’s very beautiful in a natural sort of way.

Martie’s got the most babe game.

Posing nude on EW was a Madonna-esque type of “stunt” (or is it Courtney Love?). I wonder what the remuneration was? I’m sure they don’t need the money. I wonder if they follow all their manager’s nutty advice?

Ok, I’ve never heard their music and I don’t know which is which but I have to admit that these girls give me the creeps.

Does no one else think they look freaking weird? The blonde one in the middle of the EW cover looks like an alien and two sitting down look like cyborgs. I mean, I’m not saying that they’re fat or ugly or anything like that, but the sight of them gives me a serious unsolicited case of the heebie jeebies.

Probably the same people who thought of Kelly Clarkson (American Idol 1) as “full-figured”.