I read that as “filled a banana with dried beans” and got both confused and a little hungry. Mostly confused though.
Just get in bed with me. I radiate heat.
Hell, my ex-wife used to use my feet to warm hers.
Nice move, moron: I managed to slice my finger with a razor blade whilst loading the glass scraper with a new blade.
AAAAggghh! That hurt to READ even!
My thumb, more specifically. Bled like mad.
Someone mentioned using a razor blade to get rid of a zit in the zit thread; that made me cringe. I can only imagine slicing off half of my face if I was going to try something as cowboy as that.
This place is turning into a meat market. 
Why would I use that over the similar Canadian site linked already?
Ah, the joys of presenteeism. GREAT SYSTEM FOR SICK LEAVE, AMERICA.
WHY WOULD YOU SHARE THAT WITH US
How *you *doin’?
For the love of cupcakes will you stop fiddling with the thermostat and stop obsessing because the furnace doesn’t run constantly! For crying out loud, no i don’t knwo how old the furnace and thermostat are just that we had them serviced in November 2010 and i have no idea how to relight the pilot on the furnace.
I can relight the water heater but that is because the reapairman showed me how when we had a problem with it last month. Shut the fuck up and stop asking me the same question every few minutes.
Heh heh heh. 
anya, we’ve got our thermostat set way down for the night, and just about every night I think the furnace has stopped running because it gets so cold. I might have this figured out by, oh, spring.
I’m very very very very very very tired. I’m stressed out, and I’m tired. Have I mentioned that I’m tired?
For some reason I have an extraordinary number of customers this week who were utterly incapable of doing the most basic of tasks unless I asked them to do it three or more times. Look, I told you to click on the goddamned button right in front of your face. That’s all. Just fucking do it and you and I will both be done with this real soon. I know you see it, you read it off to me. No, I didn’t ask you to do that other thing. That thing either. Just knock that shit off, and click on the goddamned button already.
I guess the other side is that I’m getting really tired of partisan name calling, sloganeering and hate in our society. “Imagine. Life without Liberals” is not cute. “LibTards” isn’t clever. “Rethuglicans” is not intelligent. FascistSocialistCommunistTraitorEnemyblahblahmotherfuckingblah. All of you just shut the hell up until you’re ready to GROW THE FUCK UP and engage in civil and constructive dialog. Let’s shove these vile childish idiots back in the closet where they belong and stop celebrating them in the media and in society.
ME Two! I am so sick of this particular blame game. I wish we could shovel the entire kit and kaboodle out of DC and start fresh, and HONEST for once. There are a few (very few) folks there truly out of a wish to help, but such a huge chunk is useless (or worse on the take). And the detractors on both sides? I don’t care if I AM for what a person is saying, I turn them off as soon as they start in with the childish little names.
But it’s not the DC crowd. It’s the comments on every goddamned news site, no matter what the subject is. Story about Kim Jong-il? Partisan US insults. Story about a particular style of beer made in Belgium? Stupid ass partisan political comments. I’m growing to be of the mind that people are just too fucking stupid to be trusted with unmoderated comments on news sites.
I get my dose of political news when and how I choose.
I really, really hate when completely off-topic people will start talking about politics, or will start becoming angry and defensive about it. You honestly cannot escape it anymore. I stopped watching the Daily Show about 6 or 9 months ago because of this. It’s comedy, not politics. I’m tired of anyone’s views being ramrodded down my throat, ESPECIALLY because I’m a firm independent, fiscally conservative and socially liberal. No, I do NOT see eye to eye with one party or the other, and no, that doesn’t make me a racist or a hater of poor people or a commie lover.
If you watch SNL from 10, it wasn’t like it is today. Sure, some skits were about the president or various things, but the biggest impact stuff was Schweaty Balls and the like. I miss that.
Good points both of you. And it shows up here on the dope a lot. It’s really annoying when it’s a thread about something silly and several dopers just MUST make their answer “yes, and [insert political character they hate and want to diss here] is the reason the world is ending!” no matter how far from the topic of the thread their “answer” might be.
You guys think YOU’RE tired of it.
Heh! Do you have a friend or relative that brings more of it home to you than you’d care for? Or do you just spend more time in the pit than we do?
Just too much time here, seeing the same old, tired arguments being trotted out.