This Bush voter was pretty close to a terrorist target on 9/11. In fact, my office smelled of smoke from the Pentagon for weeks afterward. And Virginia is a red state, isn’t it? It is in presidential elections at least.
What about all us “Purple” people? What land do WE get?
Aw, who am I kidding…we can just conquer some from the blue guys.
Can the eastern 1/3 of Iowa come too? We voted blue! It’s just those western Iowa folks. They like the Cyclones and Bush. They are the ones who are teh suck.