Dear Santa,
You have made me very wary of you and even a bit frightened.
Was that a toy in your pocket when I sat on your lap or were you just happy to see me?
Idle Thoughts.
P.S. All I really want for Christmas is to catch up on my sleep.
Dear Idle Thoughts,
It was a toy. A Red Ryder B-B-Gun, to be specific.
Yer Pal,
Santa