Dear Tabloid Writers

The BBQ Pit
1

I have been angry at you for years now.

But as of tonight, I will never have any sympathy for you whatsoever. It is, of course, not worth breaking the law for you, but you, my bottom-dwelling scum, have just made it, literally, just above the ranks of murderers in my book.

I hate you as much as I would a rapist or a thief.

I won’t repeat your latest headlines. :Smart::cough::Smart: That would give you publicity. But let me ask you, are you resting easy tonight knowing that there is one more person whose heart has been blackened by the cancer that is your text?

One more person who previously was rotting inside from the hatred growing within him, but now is numb to guilt, because the epiphany of your latest outrage crystallized and dispelled his former doubts?

I am way past mincing throwaway pejoratives. Even self-righteous anger is superfluous at this point.

I am praying tonight, that karma will run its due course.

2

Is that the one that’s supposed to tell all the details of what Elizabeth Smart went through, including the “wedding night”? If so, then I’m completely with you. That’s just beyond fucked up. It’s not bad enough that the poor girl had to go through what she did, but now she and her family have to cope with tabloids publishing lies and rumours about her? Sheesh.

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Is that the one that’s supposed to tell all the details of what Elizabeth Smart went through, including the “wedding night”? If so, then I’m completely with you. That’s just beyond fucked up. It’s not bad enough that the poor girl had to go through what she did, but now she and her family have to cope with tabloids publishing lies and rumours about her? Sheesh.