Death by digestion

You’ve been sentenced to death. The method is as follows: you will be shrunken and swallowed alive by a famous woman of your choice. There will be no suffocating, so your end will come from the acid. Which famous woman currently living do you choose as your executioner?

We’re now in the 375th week of our SDMB Female Membership Drive. Still a long way to go on that thermometer, fellas!

Looking at cjackson’s posting history, he seems to be reeeally interested in women’s digestive systems. He’s like the Skald of poop.

And people say I’m weird??

I select Scarlett Johansson. I want to be dissolved by her stomach as she enjoys a romantic evening with her SO. Come on people, post your selections.

Dude… I like to think of myself as open minded, sexually speaking, but you vore enthusiasts are weird.

I, for one, welcome our new “kink shaming” overlords.

What? I… What?