My buddy (right) swears this happened to him. I have no reason to believe otherwise.
Picks up a lovely young lady at the local night club, whom he’s never met before. The night progresses along quite nicely and they decide to get out of here and go somewhere more private. The more private place ends up being outside in the parking lot with him sitting on the front seat of his car with the door open, his pants down to his ankles, and the young lady (hah!) positioned between his legs sitting on her knees and performing a Joe Blob on my buddy. Nothing strange about that, right?, I mean weve all been involved in something along those lines. Then, to my buddys horror, pleasure, shock, etc., she then engages in what can only be called “eatin ass". He claims that she was all up in his ass. Tongue in and out, licking his crack, biting his nuts, you name it. He *claims* he sort of enjoyed it. Yes, I asked all the pertinent questions like, how hairy is your ass, did you take a shower earier that night, had you done #2 since then, how sweaty did you get dancing, (and the bell-ringer) did she try to *kiss* you afterwards. Got *reasonable* answers to all, but one (the #2 one). "So, how did you avoid the kissing?", "I just told her I couldnt”, he says.
I just cant imagine this happening to me. Nothing good ever happens to me. Besides, what are the odds that any human could be so lucky as to have such a thing happen to them without even *requesting* , mush less even *thinking* about it? Pus not even knowing the person outside of two hours and not without paying for it too. I myself have never performed the act. Im not sure I would want it done to me actually… You know, the basement is never the cleanest part of the house. Maybe if I or my SO had just undergone some sort of procedure involving possibly an enema, and a solution of pure alcohol and hydrogen-peroxide. Then maybe I could see the act taking place. Well, maybe just a good recent scrubbing in the shower anyway.
