If I decided to sit down and gorge myself on ice cream until I expired, how long would it take, how much ice would I have to eat, and what would be the clinical cause of my death (cardio-pulmonary arrest doesn’t count)?
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Can’t predict time or amount but it will take a while and lots of i.c.
Before you expire let us know how long, how much, and cause of demise.
Marlon Brando supposedly ate so much ice cream (roughly a gallon) that he had to be hospitalized.
Because I got a Lello gelati maker for my birthday this year, I may well be able to answer your question. Or at least my survivors will. The ice cream that that accursed thing makes is damn’ near impossible to stop eating. Thank goodness it only makes two pints at a time!
Hmmm. My understanding was that the late Mr Brando could put away a gallon in between courses of his meal without so much as suffering indigestion.
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There is an old frat-boy/bar-bet type challenge: “Betcha can’t drink a gallon of milk in one hour - and keep it all down for an hour after.” It doesn’t sound difficult, but it is in fact nearly impossible. Milk is digested very slowly, so to get a gallon down in an hour, the drinker must over-fill his stomach, which leads to vomiting. I had thought Cecil or the SDSAB had written about this, but I can’t find it in the archive. It has been discussed here at SDMB at least a few times. Googling for “drink a gallon of milk” turns up a few references and stories about this stunt.
Anyhow, it doesn’t seem unreasonable that ice cream, which contains an awful lot of cream and/or milk, could have the same effect. If so, you could make yourself terribly ill, but you probably couldn’t kill yourself this way.
Well, is there a need for speed in the OP’s plan? Or is it just a matter of eating only ice cream until such a time that one dies?
I think the worst short term effect would be ‘brain freeze’.
Unless you are into that kind of thing, you perv.
Death by Ice Cream would be an excellent title for a book to help people put on Winter Weight.
Yes, and his blood tests came back 15% butterfat, 4% Rocky Road.
I understand Timothy McVeigh ate a quart of mint chip ice cream and died the next morning.