Smoking is bad! It will KILL you!
I know this is scary new information to many of us. For decades smokers have been merrily unaware of the DANGER.
Helpfully the New Zealand govt has decided to follow the lead of much wiser countries like Canada and Australia, they have decided to show smokers pictures of what could/will happen to parts of their bodies "Gory images of rotting teeth and lungs set to appear on all cigarette packaging will force more people to quit smoking, the Government says. ".
GEE THANKS Nanny state! I HONESTLY DID NOT KNOW SMOKING COULD KILL ME! I really appreaciate the heads up.
I’m sure now you (the govt) are all about teaching us consequences, all cars will come complete with pics of people wrapped around lamp posts or other cars. People dripping in blood and gore from road carnage will teach me not to drive. We all know how horrific the road toll is we just need pics to prove it.
And I just know that all chocolate bars will feature pics of people fused to couches because they couldn’t resist the chocolate. MC’D’s burgers will have pics of people in ambulances being rushed to hospital as their hearts give up.
All alcohol containers will come complete with graphic illustrations of trashed livers and people involved in unsafe sex.
Fireworks will include closeups of eyes taken out, as will lawnmowers.
Your local park will feature pics of kids who broke their arm on the slide or swing.
Marajuana will have pics of…oh no wait! Thats already illegal because it is BAD FOR YOU!
JEEEEEEEEEEEEZ Smoking is bad for you. YOU know that! WE know that. It is already illegal to smoke anywhere (in your own car is the latest suggestion). Packets already contain warning…so warnings with gross pics must work surely?
For fucks sake just make it illegal. Dope is illegal, Heroin is illegal, Cocaine is illegal, Asbestos is illegal! Just make smoking illegal!
If you don’t have the balls or MORE likely the will to lose the tax dollars then SHUT THE FUCK UP!
The tax dollars that smoking generates are huge and probably keep the govt in business. We are already pariahs enough with the shock shit. Graphic pics on ciggie packets are to keep anti smokers happy, we all know that. The govt feels a duty to pacify the anti smoking whingers.
SERIOUSLY! Banning smoking in cars? WTF! How would you even BEGIN to police that!
If the govt really gave a shit about smoking it would be illegal and they would be way poorer.