I just read the other thread about smoking PSA’s.
I am a smoker and this whole thing FUCKS ME OFF!
Health professionals tell me smoking will kill me. I believe them, it has done off with several family members and my father will be next. So we all know smoking is A Bad Thing for our health.
Smoking pisses off non smokers. I know this because they let me know. I can’t smoke …well pretty much anywhere because it annoys people and May Kill Them. I am a considerate smoker always.
I stink. Or so non smokers would have me believe. Yes, yes!..don’t have a hissy fit, I’m sure it’s true.
I am a child abuser because I smoke in the air space my child lives in (the latest PSA) here. Yes that may be true. Damn my horribly abusive parents they influenced me to abuse my child. Oh and damn the “cool” kids that made me think smoking was a good thing to take up.
I am as weak as dish water because I can’t give up. Yep that is true too. I’m an addict…shoot me.
I will cost the govt thousands in healthcare because I am a bad, rotten smoker. Well we might make even then, me and govt that is because I have paid a shitload in taxes that non smokers haven’t.
For fucks sake if it is a FACT that smoking is a proven killer (yes i know it is!!!). Why not just fucking make it illegal! Stop taking SHITLOADS of tax dollars of me and every other smoker just to tell us smoking will kill us. If it is that bad make it illegal.
No you have no intention of doing that eh! Just make it damn near impossible to smoke anywhere but at home (those pesky lawsuits from non smokers are a pain I suppose). Then take the money I provide to tell me that the perfectly legal addiction I have will kill me. My addiction will cost thousands in healthcare. My addiction is too dangerous to be practised in bars. Bars? Where people partake of another tax heavy habit?
For fucks sake! Dope is illegal. Just make smoking illegal! Sure there would be a SHITLOAD of cranky people around for a few months but after we all settled down everyone would be calm and healthy.
OHHHHHHHHH Yeah you don’t want to do that because the tax from smokers is a major income!!
So shut the fuck up then! Keep your “ewwwww smokers are icky and going to die” messages to yourself. They are only to appease non smokers anyway. I’m sure the majority of ex-smokers got that way from the influence of family and friends not fucking crappy ads.
Make it illegal or enjoy the tax and shut the fuck up. Either way I don’t care. I smoke because I’m addicted I don’t smoke crack because it’s illegal. Just realise smokers are a huge cash cow and shut the fuck up!
(I love getting the fag packets with the warning “smoking may harm your unborn child” much cheerier then the heart attack ones.)
Yes I will give up…and it’s looking like it will be soon but I can say with my hand on my heart NOT ONE govt warning or smoking ban made a single bit of difference! The bloody tax did though.