I’d kill a homeless baby just to have sex with my mom.
There is some sick fucking shit in this thread.
And, yes, I do have the option of not reading any more. Believe you me, that’s what I’m gonna do.
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Jesus, dude.
You guys apparently all have bizarrely delicate sensibilities. You never played the “let’s choose between two horrible options” game with your friends? And how is this thread any worse than the one it’s based on? I’m just trying to further granulate the responses.
I would fuck Jesus for $1 million. But I can’t find it in the poll options.
He’s totally tapable.
I would never choose blindness over a great deal of hypotheticals, of that I am certain.
Dude, this is nuts even by Rhymer standards.
I’ll simply make the same comment I made in the other poll.
Replace “your parent” with “your child.”
Carry on.
Fuck that shit. I couldn’t possibly get it up, and wouldn’t want to.
My son’s sister is no biological relation to me. I’m capable of seeing that she’s good-looking, but I’m not fucking her.
If there’s anything “bizarre” in this thread, it’s the OP.
Elaborate.
What’s weird is that you think choosing to have sex with your parent would have no lasting consequences, that it’d be merely icky.
It would only have consequences in so far as you allowed it. Compared to actual real consequences, like never being able to have sex again, being blind, etc. - those are real, quantifiable problems you will suffer for the rest of your life.
Yeah, sorry, this is way too icky for me. I love my dad, but…no.
WTF? It would irreparably damage your relationship with your parent - they’d be really fucking traumatised by it even if you weren’t (doubt *they’d *ever be having sex again), it’d repulse most everyone you know, losing you friends and future partners, it’d damage your career prospects if anyone there ever found out, social services would investigate, if you had kids - they’d probably ban your parent from having contact with your children - and bang go your chances of ever adopting should you wish to. And that’s if you’re like you, and apparently think there’d be no emotional repercussions for you at all.
All of this would be lessened if the alternative were blindness or quadriplegia, because people would understand the decision more. But trust me, not many people would understand you choosing to bang your mom all night (‘marathon sex,’ remember, not just a quick hand-job) for a reason other than losing one of your senses. They would probably think that you had, in fact, lost your senses.
My sister is always making up these kinds of scenarios and badgering us to answer. I hate it IRL too.
Besides, my opposite-sex parent was revolting all on his own even without being my father. No way in hell.
Why would anyone have to know? Hi, glad you gave me this job interview, btw I fucked my mom when a magical entity forced me to choose between that and blindness. Are you going to tell? Your mom?
If I met a quadripelagic who said “you know, I didn’t have to spend the rest of my life this way, shitting myself, unable to do anything, and forcing someone to take care of me 24/7, but I would’ve had to have done something really icky for one night to avoid it, so at least I’m sane!” … yeah, right.
If you or your mom ever told one person then it’d get out. It’s the kind of thing that would.
‘Really icky’ is not the right phrase, you know. Maybe it is for you, but you make it sound like being obliged to eat brussel sprouts when you don’t really like them.