Death Metal Inspires Joy, Not Violence

The BBC shits all over a classic parental fear:

The study in question’s TL;DR:

And, the professors summarizing the summary, in the BBC article:

This study does not say that death metal inspires joy.

This study doesnt really say anything except specifically that ‘…exhibited a general negativity bias for violent imagery over neutral imagery regardless of the music genres.’ Which doesnt prove anything at all except what the above sentence specifically refers to.

This is junk science at its best because it takes a very general hypothesis and makes a sweeping conclusion. No one really knows exactly how the brain works or whether all human brains work the same or are their differences.

I should have been clearer I copied the BBC’s headline.

Now I’m imagining Beethoven’s “Ode To Joy” sung in a hoarse, raspy death metal voice.

Freude, schöner Götterfunken
Die and go to hell, you swine