Heavy Metal! It's for smart People!

According to this study http://www.telegraph.co.uk/connected/main.jhtml?xml=/connected/2007/03/21/nmetal21.xml many gifted children, including myself, consider themselves metalheads. But I’m really a classic rocker, meaning I am also a traditional metalhead. I listen to bands like Black Sabbath and Led Zeppelin and Van Halen. No death metal for me! But yeah, I’ve known this all along. And I’m not sullen or “socially alienated” either.

As a metalhead married to a metalhead musician (OK, so he cut his hair actually just today, does he still have shred cred?), I am of course not surprised. My Latin teacher even said once, “The metal kids are always more on the ball.”

It’s all the head-banging. Gets the brain all fizzy.

“It’s such a fine line between stupid and clever.”

What about that study that showed that rats who listened to classical music ran mazes better than rats who listened to metal?

That’s a pretty wide swath, dude.

Those findings are consistent with my personal experience (even though he DID drag me to concerts by Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Metallica and Megadeth) (I actually knew some of the lyrics to that last one). I wish my husband would post here more often.

What about it?

I suspect the metal-head rats just jumped the hell outta the box.

What I really find funny is that despite the loudly-professed opinions of certain kids my age in high school, I’ve seen no evidnece whatsoever that people who listen to Echo and the Bunnymen have any intellectual superiority.

Are you a rat?

If you include AC/DC, then how many teenagers mostly listen to heavy metal? A vast majority. Therefore, a vast majority of smart teenage kids would be expected to listen to the same kind of thing, no? A similar study would find that dumb kids listened to Black Sabbath to help cope with the pressures of being dumb (glue-sniffing induced or not, like most of my metal friends). Average kids might listen to metal to deal with the pressures of one day having to live in a suburb.

A better question is how many kinds of music categories can the vast majority of teenagers name. Chances are, you’ll get country, rap, heavy metal or classic rock, maybe emo, then the intellectual stuff kids hate like jazz and classical. Now break it down into how many of these categories the kids actually listen to and you’ll hear how they listen to “everything except for rap and country” or they just listen to rap. Everything, of course, is what is on the radio and classic rock, which doesn’t sound as cool as heavy metal.

The metalhead rats were all “Why the fuck should I run this fucking maze for the fucking man!?”

Did they play any Ratt?

I am inclined to think that, rather than metal, per se, it is more about actively listening to music, period. There is something to be said for having a music that you obsess about as a kid. The music I am sure does good things for your brain and you can fantasize about being in the band and getting away from your awful high school existence, etc. Not that I have any firsthand experience with this at all…

I think watching a few episodes of The Osbournes is all that’s needed to disprove the OP’s theory.

Metal is more oriented towards instrumentation and composition than singing or dancing. A lot of it uses unusual time signatures, more challenging explorations of dissonance and more complex arrangements. It has some of the same qualities as jazz in what it requires from the listener. It requires a more abstract and cerebral sensibility than listening to pop. It aways appealed to me for that reason. Metal heads get tagged with a dumb image, but playing that music actually requires a decent grasp of theory (even if it’s only intuitive). Vocal oriented pop is too simple, too surfacy, too musically shallow to engage me. Pop country is the worst of all. I’d bet that pop country has the dumbest fans of all. It’s the most insubstantial music out there.

This article is no surprise to me. Most every serious metal guitarist I ever jammed with was pretty bright (drummers are a different matter).

I dont see how that study says anything good about listening to heavy metal.

Only 6% have metal as their favorite genre? Compared to how many non-gifted children? Why is this data considered positive for heavy metal?

True, if your into metal and you have been doing drugs for 30 years.

I don’t know about that one, but I seem to remember a study that showed that plants in a greenhouse that played metal grew faster and stronger than plants in other greenhouses classical playing in the background. They also had one that played a man talking, another that played a woman talking, and one with near silence.