I’d just like to add that I fell victim to a blow to the carotid artery during a game of floor hockey. Clearly not a fatal blow, but a scary incident nonetheless.
We were playing in the gym/theatre of a local elementary school. I wasn’t actually playing when it happened, but sitting on “the bench”, which happened to be the edge of the stage at one end of the gym. And, of course, one of the hockey nets was centered directly in front of the stage.
While I was sitting as far away from what would be considered “behind” the net, I still had to watch for the occasional sharp-angle shot or rebound off a player or the crossbar of the net.
Unfortunately, at just the right - or, rather, wrong - moment, something (likely someone else not playing) took my attention for a brief moment. I turned my head slightly away from the floor at the same time a player proud of his hard (yet often inaccurate) shot struck the ball.
This guy was actually right in front of the net, yet missed wildly. But, as I said, he did have a hard shot, which happened to hit me right in the side of the neck. I was dazed but still awake, for a while at least. I slid off my seat to stand on the floor of the gym, but promptly passed out.
The guy in charge of floor hockey being played at the gym (this was during the summer, and part of the city’s “parks and recreation” program) almost died from fright. I quickly came to, however, and made by way into the hall to the water fountain.
After soaking my head and drinking a good gulp from the fountain, I stood up straight, and promptly passed out again. This time, dropping to my knees and lying flat on my back in a fairly awkward looking position. I quickly came to again, however, and sat off the rest of the game.
Now that I think about it, it may have been prudent for me to have made a quick trip to the hospital. I’m sure the guy in charge brought up the idea. Of course, if he had to drive me, he would have had to close up the gym. I’m sure another player would have offered in his place, but I insisted I was fine. After the game, I drove myself home. :eek: Wow. The more I think about it, the more scary it now seems.
And, while that was scary enough, I also think that, had I actually not turned my head, I might have gotten the hockey ball right in the Adam’s apple, which could have been even worse. (Is there a generally accepted medical term for the Adam’s apple?)
The guy that took the wild shot was a real braggart. I believe he played for one of the local school ice hockey teams, and while I don’t know if he was really anything special on the ice, he seemed to assume that he was just as good at floor hockey. I did get a good measure of revenge sometime later though.
While I usually always played defense, I also had a set of goalie equipment, and if one of the usual goalies couldn’t make it to a game, I’d step in net. Now, while I am a more than decent defenseman, I’d have to say that luck has played a major part in my exploits as a goaltender.
That said, I tended to play net very aggressively, coming out to play the ball and challenge oncoming players. When things got really busy around the net, I’d just flop down on the floor and try to cover as much of the bottom of the net as possible. (Which lead to some spectacular looking no-look saves.
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Anyhoo, the braggart - who also liked to cherry-pick (i.e. wait around at the center line for passes) - happened to get the ball and rush in for a breakaway. Playing my style, I rushed straight out at him and dove to poke the ball away with my stick.
Unfortunately for him, he either tripped and fell forward, or dove forward himself when he saw me coming. I ended up poking him right in the mouth, smashing out one of his front teeth. I quickly checked to see if he wasn’t seriously hurt in any way - then settled back into my net.
I do not apolize for things that don’t need an apology. 
Anyhoo…