At Rice University, the campus radio station provides bumper stickers which read “ktru 91.7 fm rice radio”. No one actually uses them unadulterated. People cut them up and splice them together to spell all sorts of stuff (usually keeping the call letters and frequency).
On my car on the left I’ve got “Lorelei”, and on the right “overclocked”. Here’s why: http://www.owlnet.rice.edu/~sshipman/lorelei
The Best Thing in Life Went to My Ex
“My kid had sex with your honor student”’
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[li]Scuze me for staring. I wanted to see how long you could balance on your hind legs.[/li][li]We are the people our parents warned us about[/li][li]I’m multi talented: I can talk & annoy you at the same time.[/li][li]It’s been lovely but I have to go scream now.[/li][li]We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public[/li][li]Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?[/li][li]Help! Aliens have taken over![/li][li]The whole world is going to hell and I’m driving the bus.[/li][li]When I grow up I wanna be like me.[/li][li]Some days its not worth chewing through the leather straps in the morning.[/li][li]There is a thin line between genius and insanity. I floss my teeth with this line.[/li][li]I refuse to get a life until I see next years models.[/li][li]I tried to contain myself, but I escaped.[/li][li]Why don’t we stop the world and watch everybody fall off?[/li][li]God is my co-pilot! But we ran into a mountain so… I had to eat him.[/li][li]I believe in dragons, good men and other fantasy creatures.[/li][li]Normal people scare me.[/li][li]Whisper my favourite words. “I’ll buy it for you.”[/li][li]I like cats too. Let’s exchange recipes.[/li][li]I wish for world peace, harmony and nakedness.[/li][li]This is a mean, fucking cruel world and I want my nappy and medication right now.[/li][li]I can’t remember if I’m the good twin or the evil one.[/li][/ul]
And the next few come from V:tM most of them are funny by themselves I won’t post the ones where you have to know at least some of the game to get because I don’t think everyone here knows the game.
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[li]!SSABMUD, daor eht no seyE[/li][li]My dog told me that I’m nuts, but he lies a lot[/li][li]Don’t read this! It’s just what THEY want you to do.[/li][li]Afterlife consulting - inquire within[/li][li]If you can read this your driving too close and risking your immortal soul.[/li][li]Insanity runs in my family. At times it practically GALLOPS[/li][li]Go to Hell!! (its lovely in the fall)[/li][li]Trust is good - control is better[/li]li Been there, done that, been there, done that, been there, done that, been there, done that, been there, done that, then umm no wait that wasn’t me. Maybe it was someone else who thought it was me…[/li]li Been there, done that, and slew its creator in his sleep[/li]li Been there, done that, sacraficed it to the one true god. All praise Set[/li]li Been there, done that, beat the crud out of it for moving in my direction.[/li][/ul]
The brackets are the clans those ones go with. I have lots more too but these are some of my favourites.
some of these are brilliant! What is v:tm?
Im not a big fan of bumper stickers, but I do have two stickers on my rear window: A white silhouette of a Schweizer 300CB I had made at a “Sticky Signs” place, and my AOPA wings. The license plate frame says “FAA licensed pilot – Fly safely”.
My fav has always been ‘Jesus is coming…Look busy.’
I’v laughed myself silly reading this thread. Thanks Guys.
I have never wanted to have a bumper sticker on my own car, but one used car I bought had some obnoxious thing already stuck on it that could not be removed by any method known to man, which I was forced to cover with a sticker of my own reading, “It’s a sick world.” (Custom printed.)
Haven’t had to use a bumper sticker since then, but I do have an MST3K decal in the back window now (planet decal).
Inky - YEAH!!! WHAT YOU SAID!!! Gawd, I hate those. And I bet Bill Watterson does too. He’s the only mainstream comic strip artist I’m aware of that refused to license his characters for t-shirts and bumper stickers and the like, even though it would have brought him truckloads of merchandising money, because he didn’t want them cheapened. Personally, I respect that.
:: Hats off to Bill; we miss you C & H ::
A friend of mine has another twist on the “Jesus is coming” bumper sticker. Her sticker, proudly displayed on her fridge, reads, “Jesus is coming. SWIM!”
I have such crude friends. They are a barrel of monkeys, and I wouldn’t trade them for a circus of my own.