Let’s say that one day you’re out jogging, or walking the dog, or whatever activiity most commonly takes you out of doors, when you see see an old man choking. Remembering your first aid training, you admnister the Heimlich manuever in the nick of time. Afterwards, looking at you in gratitude, the old man turns to you and says, “Meet me at this address tonight at sundown. Dress nicely.”
Doing as you’re told, you find that you’ve saved the life of the leader of theStonecutters. In gratitude, you are being inducted into the ranks of the people who keep the metric system down and control the British crown. Because you saved the life of the leader, you’re given your choice of committee assignments. You choose the movie/tv/recording artist committee. If the Stonecutters can make Steve Guttenburg a star, you think, then surely there’s someone more deserving you can make the biggest star in the world.
Who do you choose?
