Decipher this Legalese, Please

One of my co-workers is going through a divorce. She has recently received the Marital Settlement Agreement, and while she’s pretty sure all of it is on the up-and-up, there’s one section in the part governing payment of taxes that has her scratching her head, and me along with her. To wit:

Unless otherwise specified in this Agreement, and in addition to income attributable to each party’s respective nonmarital property, each party’s seperate return must report as the party’s income one-half of all income attributable to marital property, including earnings from personal services.

What in Sam Hill does that mean? I’ve just typed it out, and I still can’t make head nor tail of it. My friend called her lawyer’s paralegal who couldn’t explain it, and advised her to consult a tax professional.

She’s sure the lawyer is on her side, but wants to make sure. She knows I’m posting this information here, and would welcome anyone’s attempts to translate this into layman’s terms.

I think it’s to prevent you from claiming your ex-partner should pay for ALL of the taxes from your [ski lodge | goat farm | bulletin board system | lycanthropic law servce], and is an attempt to divide the tax liability prior to filing of said taxes.

There are three kinds of property: His, Hers, and Theirs. Half of Theirs is His, the other half of it is Hers, even if the non-theirs portions of His and Hers are wildly imbalanced–if He has $50 and She has $500, and They have $1000, He needs to declare that he has $550 and She has $1000, not that He has $150 and she has $1,400.

Ethilrist has it right.

Ethilrist nailed it. One additional note, though: “including earnings from personal services” also indicates that if one of them had earned money that would, except for the divorce, have legally gone into the “Theirs” fund, it still does for tax purposes.

Thanks, everyone. You’ve settled her mind. :slight_smile: