Hey kids!
Got some spare time on your hands?
Like cute, simplistic bumper stickers?
Like educating SUV Sally about the evils of her gas guzzlin’ ways?
Well then, plaster this sucker on your friendly neighborhood gas station pump. (Like the helpful photo shows you!)
But of course…
:rolleyes:
He even claims not to be making any profit off them. What a total Dipshit. If your going to go and do something like that might as well make a buck or two.
sheesh
A) This guy probably IS making profit off them.
B) How the hell are you supposed to NOT support global terror. Like I have a choice? Hmm… Let’s see, since gasoline may support terrorist groups, I’ll just walk everywhere everyday from now on, and let my car sit in front of my house with an empty gas tank becoming a giant metal sculpture that cost me thousands of dollars. Hell, I’d love to not have to fill up on gas, but at this point, I don’t have a choice, so I guess the Saudi’s can have my money, cause damn it, I want to go places!:mad:
Hey, somebody had to turn this into a real Pit thread!
Many moons ago I saw a protest sticker on a GI Joe toy. It said something to the effect of “why are you buying this for a child it only makes them violent blah blah blah”.
I just think the name of the site is funny.
“subvert.us.”
Ok, I’ll try, but I’m new at it. Any tips on how to start? It might take a while before I can subvert you effectively, given my rookie status.
I thought that evil corporations profited from oil. How do terrorists get a cut? Or has this later day Che given the issue that much thought?
Ah, when Taggers grow up…
At least it’s slightly less harmful than the “BUY AMERICAN!” stickers which the Union people here in KC were putting onto the paint jobs of import cars - stickers that stuck so well they were almost impossible to remove.
I came up with a design for a bumper sticker to put on my import car, but of course was too meek to actually put it on:
This reminds me of my brother’s car. He has a “Fuck Authority” sticker on his car. A couple of months after Patriot Day, someone put a “United We Stand” sticker over it. My brother was pissed, but he got the stick off. He cut off the “Stand” and put it back on. For a while it said, “United We Fuck Authority”. The “United We” has since been torn off.
If you do that, then the Terrorists organizations will just start buying shares of Nike and Reebok stock.
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Priceless! 
I never quite understood the ‘Buy American’ crowd, which is rather outspoken here in Metro Detroit. Don’t these fools realise that NO cars are 100% American these days. even their own cars?
Bah. Give me a break. As if anyone’s going to read those gas station stickers and say, “oh, how clever. I think I’ll ride my Segway from now on.”
But at least nobody’s being endangered by reading the gas station stickers. Once when I was visiting Seattle I saw a stop sign on which someone had neatly placed a red sticker which white text that said “eating animals” (“STOP [sub]EATING ANIMALS[/sub]”) Yeah, I get it. Killing animals is wrong, but running a stop sign and killing a person because some idiot put a sticker on top of it to try to change your views is okay. Jackass.
(Not that I don’t like vegetarians, but whoever put that sticker there was a real moron.)
Hey my Jeep Cherokee is American! (Um… Canada counts, right? And the Japanese parts? Well, we did occupy that country for a while… )
Harley Davidson drivers sometimes make disparaging remarks about “rice burners”. But hey, I really like Harleys’ Showa suspensions and their Keihin carbutetors! 
“Buy giant multinational corporation!” — Naah, just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
Beagle, those stickers are as good as made. (If ya don’t mind.)
Buy American is inherently un-American. I’ll be damned if I am going to purchase a product simply because of its country of origin.
How many Fords and Chevys are made in Mexico? Lots. How many Toyotas are made in the U.S.? Lots.
And to those that would whine about “protecting jobs”–if we could end all disease, would you whine about protecting doctors’ jobs?
Hell, what about these guys? They’ll slap one of these babies right on your SUV for you! I had to laugh when I read this:
No kidding? You’re vandalising somebody’s $30,000 vehicle and you think they’re “crazy violent people” when they get angry and punch your lights out? This shit’s gonna get somebody killed.
I always get a HUGE kick out of the t-shirts, bumper stickers, &c. that say, “Question Authority.” That’s a really demanding, pushy, authoritative thing to say to me, isn’t it? I want to go over and question their authority in telling me so blatantly what to do: “Hey man, you got no authority over me! I’m questioning YOUR authority to tell me to question authority! Yeah! In fact, I’m gonna conform and there’s NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT, MOTHERFUCKER!”
I secretly harbor the hope that said person would shrivel up and die like a slug on a salt lick under the unassailable power of my logic, but I think they would only get slightly confused for a minute and then tell me to fuck myself.
More likely: they’ll give you a dazed look and say “Sorry, dude. It was the only clean shirt I had.”
And even worse…Jeep is owned by DaimlerChrysler now. They’re German cars now!
And Jeeps used to be made by AMC – half of which was owned by the French.