There are pranks, and then there are failed pranks.
I have to say if I was dating a 35 y/o who did this, I don’t know how much longer I’d be dating him. Either Darwin would take him or I’d run away fast…
Well, there’s a relationship that’s ending with a whimper, not a bang…
Bwaaahahahahaha!
I suppose that is one way to learn, though I doubt that whatever doesn’t kill him won’t make him smarter either.
Its seems we need stronger chlorine for the gene pool.
*"Perez *(the girlfriend), who was at the hospital with Kramer"
:rolleyes: sigh
Is he still refering to bottle rockets here? 
This may get me pitted but there’s another case for mustang drivers=crazy
(haven’t had too many…um…make that ANY good experiences with stang drivers - probably because I live smack in the middle of a university and they tend to drive like they got a bottle rocket up their…uh. n’mind 
)
I loved my mustang, and wasn’t any crazier than your average bottle rocketier.
“Some say the world will end in FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRE!!!”…
Anyone want to pitch in and buy him a bumper sticker? Seems like this one was almost there.
As a Mustang owner, I may dirve a little fast at times, but rarely 5mph over the speed limit, except for passing on highways. And I keep to the limit in residential areas.
Now pickup and SUV drivers here, that’s another story, they’re the aggresive ones. And don’t get me started on minivans, motorhomes, and Volvos. They just block the road.
Oh, and I meant to say that I would never do something like hand launch a rocket from my car, I like it too much to burn it up.
I would like to state for the record that Mr. Ujest in his wild oates days use to light bottle rockets off the rain gutters of his car and fire them at the car ( friends) ahead of them.
Yes, the bottle rockets went inside the car ahead.
Yes, the friends had to suddenly stop and bail out.
No one was hurt.
The Other car was fine too, apparently.
He thinks this is an hysterically funny anecdote.
I still shudder when I think about it.
I knew someone, when I was in high school, who set off a bag of firecrackers that he was holding in his lap. He was lighting them and throwing them out of his car window. He accidentally dropped a lit one into the sack.
For the rest of our high school years he was known as “Bang Wang”
[slight hi-jack to cover my booty and I’ll leave it alone]
A safe International Playboy?
Shouldn’t you be coasting the Autobahn at like 300 mph in your Viper or sumpthin like?
Hey, as long as you’ve never tried to kill me, I don’t have any problems with ya.
5 mph over IS NOT how these college students drive. Hell, I’ve clocked them doing about 50 mph leaving our parking lot. :rolleyes: Maybe it’s just the combo of college student & Mustang. Nice to meet a safe one. [/hi-jack]