A friend of mine just started up a message board here , and asked if I knew anyone who might like to try it out. 
I expect y’all to treat him with the same respect you show us here at the SDMB… and I expect him to call me up tomorrow morning with death threats.
[clicks on link]
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[goes back to thread to check under poster’s name]
[yep, it says “Moderator”, lots of posts]
[not “Member”, fewer than 5 posts]
[so it’s the real Slythe]
hmmm…
they changed his meds?
[aloud]
Um, think I’ll pass on the new MB, thanks…
[walks away casually]
is he following us?–DON’T LOOK, don’t look
You have very strange friends Czarcasm.
ook?
OOK!
I joined just for the heck of it…and because I felt sorry for Czarcasm’s friend but I don’t think I’ll be spending much time there!
er, I like the domain name.
Czarcasm, I … um… y’know…it’s er… JEEZUZ H KERRRREYESTAH! What the heck is your friend on?
For some reason a piece of dialogue from Peanuts comics comes to mind:
“You’re weird, Marcie.”
“Thank you, sir.”
But I like it. Well I think I would like it if I wasn’t getting all those berluddy error messages when I try to access the forums. I don’t know if I’ll become a four-figure poster, but I did register.