So about three weeks ago I was outside with my new Dell laptop, listening to MP3s when somebody comes by, gets something caught on my headphone cord, gives it a big yank, and breaks the headphone port. This being a problem needing repair, I call Dell tech support and ship the laptop to the repair depot around last Friday (I had an assignment to finish with it first).
This Wednesday, the laptop came back with a note saying that they had replaced the motherboard and updated the BIOS. So I boot it. It boots faster (due to reduced POST) and has more info in the setup screens, but nothing incredible.
Until, that is, I tried making it go into standby. It worked perfectly before I sent it to Dell. Now it just sits there, screen blank, nonresponsive to whatever input I send it until I power it down forcefully by holding down the power button. This made me mad.
After searching Dell’s website, I came upon a newer version of the BIOS (that still didn’t work) and a hard drive firmware upgrade (which also didn’t work). At that point, I called Dell tech support. She had me running full diagnostics, and, at the end, reinstalling my operating system.
Nothing worked.
It turns out that Dell decided to start making the BIOS themselves instead of having Phoenix – who’s been doing it for at least 15 years – make it. Not only that, they’ve changed the way that code was written in a way that makes it impossible to go back to the Phoenix BIOS. Then, they inflict this code upon the masses.
Their first release produced a ton of complaints in the Support Forums. Gods know how many calls they got. This one looks just as bad.
Dell, a question: What the fuck possessed you to think that you could make a better BIOS than Phoenix? Seriously. Did you even check the code before inflicting it on the hapless masses? It doesn’t appear so, from all the complaints it has wrought. Now everyone’s system is screwed up, you have a buttload of tech support overhead, and it’s all your fault. Chew on that next time you think you can save some money on the competition by scrimping on system-critical software. Hell, it’s not like you have to save money. You’re a very big company. So why not put more money into making quality systems instead of making pieces of crap?
sigh I guess, Dell, that’s what makes you the Wal-Mart of the computer business, complete with low prices, shoddy hardware, and non-English-speaking tech support. See if I buy from you again.