There are some wild lefty athiest chicks out there, they’re great for a weekend, you just don’t let them talk much.
I’d object to that, but Henry Rollins telling Ann Coulter to come spend some time at his place learning to shut the fuck up just felt so right…
Heh heh, I would not wish it on anyone to go through all that stuff - NOTICE I quickly “excused” myself from that task. The cites would be far too numerous. Count the grains of sand on a beach and you’d be done sooner 
I’d love to see a photo of Der Trihs.
I have an image in my head of him, and I want too see if its anywhere near correct.
They take beagles in the Army?
I thought they couldn’t meet the height requirement.
We need a cite for this.
Pissing people off on the straight dope seems to be his occupation.
I’m not sure what you mean by the last part…could you explain it?
Well, you see, within the class of substances known as “drugs”, there is considerable variety. Myself, and most of my ilk (got ilk?) prefer the organic and positive: your 'shrooms, weed, that sort of thing. Don’t much care for opiates, alcohol. Hate methedrine with every fiber of my being, I know the story about its being invented by the Nazis isn’t true, but I believe it anyway.
So, to murder my joke with analysis, one can become so hideously bored and tormented that the ordinary protocols dissolve.
Damn, but I hate to explain a joke! Look, maybe you should just stick to Mallard Fillmore and Dennis Miller. I mean, even if you understand it, you aren’t going to like it any better.
I imagine him as a young, thin guy with a thick dark beard, glasses, and some kind of communist or anarchist T-shirt.
Trying to live up to the standards of a Practicing Texan is hard, isn’t it?
He would totally kick your ass.
Something in the water lately? Awful lot of gratuitous bellicosity around here. Well, slightly more than usual.
I understand that. I have no idea why, after reading my post, you don’t understand that I understand that. I just don’t think that what he is quoted as saying is trolling.
This whole “basement dwelling adult virgin” thing is becoming a real bore. It’s getting to a Godwinlike situation. As the length of time you express opinions that certain self appointed Real Men grows longer, the probability that someone will say that you are a basement dwelling adult virgin approaches unity.
Provide some evidence or get yourself a new insult.
Evidence? Photos of his intact hymen, something like that?
Well to be fair, so is Der Trihs.
Wait . . . could you retype this sentence, this time in English? It’s like you set the Babel Fish to “dyslexic.”
Trihs’s posts are my cite.
Supposedly he’s in his forties. He’ll probably have a heart attack by the time he’s fifty. No one can sustain that kind of anger into old age.
Fred Phelps has, unfortunately, managed it.
Sorry, skipped a couple of words:
“As the length of time you express opinions that certain self appointed Real Men disagree with grows longer, the probability that someone will say that you are a basement dwelling adult virgin approaches unity.”
He’s said he’s a basement dwelling adult virgin? No, didn’t think so.
I highly doubt that DT is a virgin. There are a lot of leftist college women with dope-clouded brains who totally put out for all that anti-American jive. If you can affect the persona of the revolutionary hero who’s ready to tear down the institutions of religion, government, etc, it’s inevitable that you’ll get some pussy out of the act.