Derek Jeter to retire after 2014 season

[ElvisL1ves]

@cochrane

Jeter never felt the need to use artificial substances to enhance his performance on the field

Unfortunately, there’s no way to be sure of anybody, including Jeter.

@Loach

He was also smart enough to not get married and lose tons of money in a divorce.

There’s always been … other speculation, shall we say? … about his being a confirmed bachelor.

[BlankSlate]

If Jeter’s gay, he has enough beards to start an orthodox religion.