::bump::
Masturbation.
::bump::
Masturbation.
Endless pleasure source.
Next: Refrigerator magnet
Softball: Kinda like baseball.
Ty Cobb.
Refrigerator magnet:Cute, but addictive
Ty Cobb: Sensational and assholic.
Next: Hard pretzels
Hard pretzels: way too salty
Next: Bernie Sanders
Lost to Hilary
Next: Hilary Clinton
Misspelling of Hillary
Next: Tim Kaine
Goofy Virginia Senator
Donald Trump
Wannabee President Preschooler
Stephen Hawking
Brilliant Crippled Atheist
R2D2
Industrial Automaton droid
Florence Foster Jenkins
Gawdawful operatic singer.
Luciano Pavarotti
Aced high Cs
78-rpm records
Retro audio charm
8-track cassettes
you mean cartridges
Patty Duke
She got around.
Nags Head, N.C.
Barrier island resort
Hillary Clinton’s emails
No big deal.
My left foot
I don’t know
Being a grammarian
Being and Nothingness
cat scratch fever