Describe it in three words, Part Deux

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Masturbation.

Endless pleasure source.

Next: Refrigerator magnet

Softball: Kinda like baseball.

Ty Cobb.

Refrigerator magnet:Cute, but addictive

Ty Cobb: Sensational and assholic.
Next: Hard pretzels

Hard pretzels: way too salty

Next: Bernie Sanders

Lost to Hilary

Next: Hilary Clinton

Misspelling of Hillary

Next: Tim Kaine

Goofy Virginia Senator

Donald Trump

Wannabee President Preschooler

Stephen Hawking

Brilliant Crippled Atheist
R2D2

Industrial Automaton droid

Florence Foster Jenkins

Gawdawful operatic singer.

Luciano Pavarotti

Aced high Cs

78-rpm records

Retro audio charm

8-track cassettes

you mean cartridges

Patty Duke

She got around.

Nags Head, N.C.

Barrier island resort

Hillary Clinton’s emails

No big deal.

My left foot

I don’t know

Being a grammarian

Being and Nothingness

cat scratch fever