subacute regional lymphadenitis
Hannibal Lecter
That masked man.
Cap’n Crunch
Has weird eyebrows
Sheldon Cooper
resembles praying mantis
Staten Island Ferry
not a “fairy”
Jackboots
mandatory Nazi footwear
Rio Olympics
Victim, bad press.
Kyrgyzstan.
Needs some vowels.
Japanese toilets.
Needs a stool.
Ball-point pen.
cheap ones leak
French Riviera
Nude beaches? WHERE???
Day old pizza
Day old pizza: great for breakfast
Cold french fries
Cold french fries: just for squirrels
Chris Christie
Chris Christie: shame on him
Michael Phelps
Michael Phelps: Still the champ
freshly baked bread
Oh, that aroma!
Sideshow Bob
Snarky cartoon nemesis
Camembert
A bit runny.
Cowboy hat.pretentious noncowboy headwear
e. coli
Rio water teeming
Roy Orbison