American Gangster: Seventies crime movie.
Country and western music.
We got both!
Next: Airplane!
Really fast transportation!
Stardust
Exploded old casino
Pork chops
Chopped, cooked pig
Kosher
Kosher: Oy, no pork!
The long-lost Happy Orthodox Jew smiley
Happy Orthodox Jew
Orthodoxy
Opposite of Curvodoxy.
Bad puns.
Deserve painful punishment
Supersize fries
slowly become cardboard
Weekends
Weekends: Don’t visit Bernie.
Bad teen movies.
Bad teen movies: for making out
Gophers
bane of greenskeepers
Sinbad
Goofy black singer
outlet
inappropriate cutlery storage
Sprite
fizzy club soda
(I once had a bartender, whose native language was Portuguese, give me club soda when I asked for Sprite. I guess it sounded like “spritzer, ie fizzy water” to her.)
dope
dope
Our shared addiction.
Internet
even worse addiction
porn
Naked people humping
Talk radio
Clothed losers whining
Sports