Describe it in three words

American Gangster: Seventies crime movie.

Country and western music.

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Country and western music.
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We got both!

Next: Airplane!

Really fast transportation!

Stardust

Exploded old casino

Pork chops

Chopped, cooked pig

Kosher

Kosher: Oy, no pork!

The long-lost Happy Orthodox Jew smiley

Happy Orthodox Jew

Orthodoxy

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Orthodoxy
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Opposite of Curvodoxy.

Bad puns.

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Bad puns.
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Deserve painful punishment

Supersize fries

slowly become cardboard

Weekends

Weekends: Don’t visit Bernie.

Bad teen movies.

Bad teen movies: for making out

Gophers

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Bad teen movies: for making out

Gophers
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bane of greenskeepers

Sinbad

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bane of greenskeepers

Sinbad
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Goofy black singer

outlet

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Goofy black singer

outlet
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inappropriate cutlery storage

Sprite

fizzy club soda

(I once had a bartender, whose native language was Portuguese, give me club soda when I asked for Sprite. I guess it sounded like “spritzer, ie fizzy water” to her.)

dope

dope

Our shared addiction.

Internet

even worse addiction

porn

Naked people humping
Talk radio

Clothed losers whining

Sports