Bye-Bye Bundy
Hugh Laurie
Plays Dr. House
Alarm clock
Malicious, vile, foul
Breakfast
Most important meal
Birthdays
Birthdays: Less exciting now
T-shirts
Killed Maude Flanders
Frozen waffles
Lame ass Frisbee
Ketchup
Ketchup: Unconvincing fake blood
Difficult to describe
Diet soda
Diet soda: Almost like refreshment!
Maude Flanders.
teeshirts killed her
Starbucks
Just like crack
hangover
Hangover: Awful morning after.
Tequila shots.
Three just right.
Utopia.
Dangerous once swallowed.
Thanksgiving dinner
Utopia: None down here.
Thanksgiving dinner: Unloosen that belt.
Bald eagles.
Utopia: Harder, faster, More
Thanksgiving dinner: Whole Fam Damnly
The Geek Squad
pwned
PC Fixit Brigage.
ubiquitous script error.
American Gangster.
Majestic American raptors.
American Gangster