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Charley’s Aunt.
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Undergrads’ “unchaperoned” luncheon (hee)
pthlates
Pthlates: Disgruntled Pilates customers.
Pilates.
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Pilates.
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You misspelled Pirates. 
Next: Johnny Depp
Dude wearing eyeliner.
River Phoenix
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Dude wearing eyeliner.
River Phoenix
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Dessicated dead body
(his real name was River Bottom–good god.)
pthlates are plastics, btw.
robot
Czech Republic: Former Czechoslovakian portion.
Vaclav Havel.
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Vaclav Havel.
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God Bless You!
Vaclav Havel: political Czech writer
Melville Dewey
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Winter Olympics
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Chaos on ice
Sabena Flight 548
Chaos in air?
Korean Airlines
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Korean Airlines
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big blue planes
Cutter numbers
Cutter numbers: USCG counting system.
Alexander Hamilton.
Famous dead American.
Thomas Jefferson
Thomas Jefferson: Sally Hemings’s lover?
John Adams.
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John Adams.
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Massachusetts’ constitution writer
tonsillectomy
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…tonsillectomy
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Ice cream afterwards!
Ben & Jerry’s.
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Ben & Jerry’s.
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Hippy sell outs.
Next: “Working from home”
(Sad but true about Ben & Jerry’s, I must admit).
Working from home: Really short commute.
Day care.
Ben and Jerry? Sellouts? Really? Seems to me like they haven’t compromised their art for commerical viability–the ice cream is still high-quality, and (generally) still the most creative product in the frozen section (interesting flavor combinations, etc).
Day care: Drop-off parenting 
Maternity leave