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Ben and Jerry? Sellouts? Really? Seems to me like they haven’t compromised their art for commerical viability–the ice cream is still high-quality, and (generally) still the most creative product in the frozen section (interesting flavor combinations, etc).
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Take it to the Pit, bub. 
Sexist vacation time!
Next: Duct tape
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Take it to the Pit, bub. 
Sexist vacation time!
Next: Duct tape
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Kidnapper’s binding material.
O.J. Simpson
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O.J. Simpson
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Trojan, Bill, suspect.
Bison
[QUOTE=Hostile Dialect]
Has magic dust
Oranges
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Chere childhood treat.
Cherries
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]
Cherries
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Sweet red fruit.
Pants.
Alternatives are preferred.
Sleep
Mary Janes: Spiderman’s cloned girlfriends.
Cloning.
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Cloning.
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Replicating Replicating exactly
animated advertising
Controversial temporary nuisance
President Kennedy
President Kennedy: Died too young.
President George W. Bush.
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President George W. Bush.
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Barbara’s son, father.
The National Guard
The National Guard: Stretched too thin.
Going AWOL.
John’s California Adventure.
(When I was in boot camp in Texas, a trainee named John Somethingorother (not his real surname
) snuck down to the BX, bought some civilian clothes as a disguise, slipped into them in some hiding-hole somewhere on the base, and walked right out the gate that way. He caught a cab to the airport and flew home (San Diego). Someone dropped dime on him and the military ordered him to show up at MEPS and be flown back to training, which he did. Quite a story in our little world.)
Great Escape