Describe it in three words

You wanna try Zen? I think you responded to a “never mind.”

Yup, that was a “never mind”. Sorry.

Shakespeare: English Renaissance bard.

Dr. Faustus

Dr. Faustus: Needed wiser counsel.

“Wolfie” Mozart.

Middle name: Gottlieb.

Natascha Kampusch’s new talk show.

Won’t watch it.

Don Imus’s new radio program.

Post-racism comeback show.

NPR’s “Wait, wait–don’t tell me!”

:smack:

Favorite Saturday show

windchill. And I’m off to work (no Dope there. Poo)

(A reminder: hyphenated phrases count as two words).

Windchill: Breezes make colder.

The Windy City.

Straight Dope Home

spork

Spork: Unholy cutlery, Batman!

Batman and Robin.

Loaded caped heroes

Batmobile

Ambiguously gay autoeroticism

Wonder Woman

Batmobile: 'Way cool wheels.

Wonder Woman: 'Way hot superheroine.

Comic books.

Lowbrow graphic novels.

Atomizer

It sprays perfume.

Since it was skipped: Zen

What the fuck?

Taoism

Yin and yang.
Roller coaster.

Enjoy the ride!

Huggermuggery

Please don’t squeeze
Whist