Describe it in three words

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Holiday shopping.
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Unnecessary if regifting!

hangnail

Poor hygiene result.

Excuses

Excuses: Everyone has them. :rolleyes:

Being tired of others’ lame excuses for incompetence, failure to plan, forgetfulness, and idiocy.

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]

Being tired of others’ lame excuses for incompetence, failure to plan, forgetfulness, and idiocy.
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Hmmm. Can’t decide:

Impatience with incompetence or impatience with irresponsibility.
how about: Just Fed Up.

How much I like doing this and now I’m wondering if this thread will go on forever and need a “sticky” or whatever it is that makes a thread permanent…

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How much I like doing this and now I’m wondering if this thread will go on forever and need a “sticky” or whatever it is that makes a thread permanent…
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Baiting the moderators? :wink:

The “everything in moderation” concept

Everything in moderation: Some Greeks practiced.

The Thermopylae epigraph: “Tell them in Sparta, passerby, that here, obedient to their laws, we lie.”

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The Thermopylae epigraph: “Tell them in Sparta, passerby, that here, obedient to their laws, we lie.”
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Jeepers.
um, ok–here ya go: Brave warriors’ graves
If we must go Greek…
Oedipus Rex

Oedipus Rex: Really loved Mom.

The Sphinx.

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The Sphinx.
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Mysterious lion girl.
Google.

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Google.
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search engine extraordinaire

driving lessons (car)

hang on tight!

caps lock

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caps lock
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OOPS, MY BAD!

quiche

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OOPS, MY BAD!

quiche
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Illiterates’ fast sex.

I mean: egg, milk, pastry.

Lorraine.

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Illiterates’ fast sex.

I mean: egg, milk, pastry.

Lorraine.
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I stared at that for the longest time… :smack:
Lorraine: Alsace’s French buddy.

scissors

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scissors
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Children, stop running!

Piano wire

Nazis’ favorite hangup.
baking soda

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baking soda
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Add vinegar; foam!

Sleep

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Add vinegar; foam!

Sleep
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Springboard for dreams.

Zen. :wink:

nm

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nm
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nm=normal cubic meters

Shakespeare