You get a haircut every morning? :eek:
Bare Escentuals: Lookin’ good, baby!
Sexual attraction.
HD–no, honey. That’s what I did today. 
Sexual attraction:
Inexplicable pheromones working
consortium
Consortium: Loss begets lawsuit.
Lawsuit.
Duds for attorneys.
Power Point
Score for Tyrone.
Zorro
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Guy with sword
Tent
Portable camping abode.
Camp.
Unintentionally ironically humorous.
Ed Wood
Plan Nine sucked 
Febreze
Cyclodextrin-based freshener.
Ed Harris.
Academy Award nominee
Snow storm
What snow storm?
Beach weather
Beach weather: Not Cleveland’s now.
Cleveland, Ohio.
Cuyahoga County Seat
Sears, Roebuck & Co.
Sears, Roebuck & Co.: Has Chicago skyscraper.
Skyscraper.
Heaven piercing building
(psssst-Sear sold the building. No idea what it’s called now)
Eskimos
“Eskimos”: Now politically incorrect?
Political correctness.
Righteously torturing language
Amazon.com: Useful shopping website.
Holiday shopping.