Lizzie Borden: Mebbe Mass. murderer.
John Wilkes Booth.
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John Wilkes Booth.
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Assassination: “useless, useless”
Charles Guiteau
Charles Guiteau: Obscure presidential assassin.
The U.S. Secret Service.
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The U.S. Secret Service.
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Obscure presidential assassin.
Just kidding!
US SS: constant presidential protectors
instamatic cameras
Instamatic cameras: Fun at weddings.
The bride tossing her bouquet.
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The bride tossing her bouquet.
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Determines next marriage?
The practice of the bride stuffing a piece of wedding cake in the groom’s mouth
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Determines next marriage?
The practice of the bride stuffing a piece of wedding cake in the groom’s mouth
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Force fed groom
or
Yuck Ewe Gross
Rudolph the red nosed raindeer
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Rudolph the red nosed raindeer
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Montgomery Ward’s mascot
(isn’t it reindeer?)
Dreidel (in the interests of being inclusive)
Dreidel: Made of clay!
Hanukkah Harry.
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Hanukkah Harry.
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Good Hartman role!
vampires
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Good Hartman role!
vampires
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Long toothed undead
it is reindeer, oh well
Well doped baseball player
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Well doped baseball player
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normal starting lineup?
god, what was his name…
Barry Bonds, headliner
God
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God
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Flying Spaghetti Monster
Snow
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Flying Spaghetti Monster
Snow
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White Beauty Falls
cougar
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White Beauty Falls
cougar
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Cute Carnivorous Cat
Fried flounder with hushpuppies
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Good Hartman role!
vampires
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(I think Jon Lovitz played Hanukkah Harry, didn’t he?)
Vampires: Fevre Dream icons.
Van Helsing.
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Vampires: Fevre Dream icons.
Van Helsing.
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Phil Hartman played Harry on SNL, probably before you were born…
“The Order” employee (Van Helsing)
Fried flounder with hush puppies:
Fish and “chips”
Eiffel tower
(Re: Hanukkah Harry - I’m 43; I’m old enough to remember it).
Eiffel Tower: Notable Parisian landmark.
Nicolas Sarkozy, President of France
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(Re: Hanukkah Harry - I’m 43; I’m old enough to remember it).
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Thank God-and welcome, friend!
Whither France, Nicolas?
whiney people who get on your last nerve but you can’t yell at them because you’re supposed to be taking care of them… (aka annoying day at work)
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whiney people who get on your last nerve but you can’t yell at them because you’re supposed to be taking care of them… (aka annoying day at work)
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Need more cyanide
The Texas Company