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Antique tobacco accessories
bird feeders
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Avian snack machine
Car registration
Car registration: Annoying yearly obligation.
License plates.
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License plates.
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Big House product? (do penitentiary’s still make license plates?)
Bailiff
Bailiff: I know many.
Courtroom.
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Courtroom.
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Justice prevails place
Calling off sick when you have no sick days… 
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…Calling off sick when you have no sick days…
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Unpleasant, regrettable situation.
Coworkers donating sick time to you, if permitted by your boss (as mine does).
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Big House product? (do penitentiaries still make license plates?)
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Coworkers donating sick time to you, if permitted by your boss (as mine does).
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Abused by hypochondriacs?
Baron Munchausen
Baron Munchausen: Disappointing Gilliam flick.
Mentally-disturbed moms hurting their kids and lying about it for attention.
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Mentally-disturbed moms hurting their kids and lying about it for attention.
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Sick twisted (bleep)
Pierced ears: Not until teenager.
Teen rebellion.
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Pierced ears: Not until teenager.
Teen rebellion.
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The Sex Pistols
An annoying co-worker who hordes all the work
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…An annoying co-worker who [hoards] all the work
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Never met him.
The TV comedy The Office.
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Never met him.
The TV comedy The Office.
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Those lucky folks
(you too)
Mice
Mice: Mouse plus one.
Geese.
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Mice: Mouse plus one.
Geese.
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Excellent echeloned birds
Asia
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Excellent echeloned birds
Asia
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Chinese Giant Pandas.
Zeppelin*
Drummer Bonham dead.
Ike Turner
Ike Turner: Troubled, great musician.
Tina Turner.
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Tina Turner.
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Great gams: insured!
Lizzie Borden