Describe it in three words

The Game Room
701

Not like rhinos.

Bad puns

702

[QUOTE=Hostile Dialect]
Bad puns
[/QUOTE]

The only kind.
warranty

703

No pun protection.

WEP puns

704

WEP puns: Weeping entirely prodigiously.

(eleanor, hope you feel better soon!)

Too much Christmas music on the radio.

705

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Too much Christmas music on the radio.
[/QUOTE]

Video addresses problem.*

Irving Berlin

  • I’m on a public computer that has the sound turned off. This video may contain NSFW lyrics, so click the link at your own risk.
706

Irving Berlin: Very talented composer.

God Bless America.

707

God Bless america

Patriotic opening song

Newsletter

708

[QUOTE=bannerrefugee]

Newsletter
[/QUOTE]

Short regular periodical

Ghost of Christmas Future

709

[QUOTE=eleanorigby]
Ghost of Christmas Future
[/QUOTE]

Freaky hooded skeleton.

The Sun.

710

[QUOTE=Stauderhorse]

The Sun.
[/QUOTE]

Nemesis to all

Warren Moon

711

Freaky unhooded newspaper

712

Warren Moon: Great black QB.

Freaky unhooded newspaper: I lack subscription.

Reader’s Digest.

713

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]

Reader’s Digest.
[/QUOTE]

Dentist office offering.

theobromine

714

[QUOTE=eleanorigby]
theobromine
[/QUOTE]

Dangerous to dogs.

Snoopy

715

Canine fighter pilot.

Imaginary warplanes

716

[QUOTE=Hostile Dialect]
Canine fighter pilot.

Imaginary warplanes
[/QUOTE]

Fantasized Flying Fighters

Photocopier

717

Duplicates paper documents

Rotating your tires every 9,000 miles

718

[QUOTE=Scribble]

Rotating your tires every 9,000 miles
[/QUOTE]

Should be 7500.

Tupperware

719

Suburban Housewife Product

Cigarette Holders

720

[QUOTE=Enola Straight]

Cigarette Holders
[/QUOTE]

Antique tobacco accessories

bird feeders