Not like rhinos.
Bad puns
The only kind.
warranty
No pun protection.
WEP puns
WEP puns: Weeping entirely prodigiously.
(eleanor, hope you feel better soon!)
Too much Christmas music on the radio.
Irving Berlin
- I’m on a public computer that has the sound turned off. This video may contain NSFW lyrics, so click the link at your own risk.
Irving Berlin: Very talented composer.
God Bless America.
God Bless america
Patriotic opening song
Newsletter
Short regular periodical
Ghost of Christmas Future
Freaky hooded skeleton.
The Sun.
Nemesis to all
Warren Moon
Freaky unhooded newspaper
Warren Moon: Great black QB.
Freaky unhooded newspaper: I lack subscription.
Reader’s Digest.
Dentist office offering.
theobromine
Dangerous to dogs.
Snoopy
Canine fighter pilot.
Imaginary warplanes
Fantasized Flying Fighters
Photocopier
Duplicates paper documents
Rotating your tires every 9,000 miles
Should be 7500.
Tupperware
Suburban Housewife Product
Cigarette Holders
Antique tobacco accessories
bird feeders