described less confusingly
medispeak
Medispeak: Doctors, nurses chatting.
The ICU.
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
The ICU.
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Anxiety, alarms, adrenaline.
OR
My previous job.
bifocals
Bifocals: Ben Franklin invented.
Flying a kite in a thunderstorm with a key dangling (apocryphally).
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Flying a kite in a thunderstorm with a key dangling (apocryphally).
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Insanely, ludicrously stupid.
eye candy
Eye candy: eleanorigby surely is.
The Beatles.
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
The Beatles.
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Eleanor Rigby by:
Eleanor of Aquitaine
Eleanor of Aquitaine: Richard Lionheart’s mom.
The Crusades.
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
The Crusades.
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Violent religious war.
Viagra.
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Viagra.
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Endorsed by Dole.
Pineapple
Tangy Hawaiian treat.
Raincoat
[QUOTE=Sternvogel]
Endorsed by Dole.
Pineapple
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Sweet Tropical Fruit
nose bleed
Ok, so now I’m going to do raincoat and nosebleed together…
Raincoat and nosebleed: dry cleaner’s nightmare.
Aw, Elendil’s Heir–you made me blush! (and I thought you were a girl…oops!)
unexpected compliment
From Presidential candidate!
Systematized descrimination
[QUOTE=Hostile Dialect]
From Presidential candidate!
[/QUOTE]
Huh? 
Institutionalized racism etc.
psychopaths
Elendil’s Heir is a Democratic candidate, or at least joked about it pretty convincingly a while back.
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Elendil’s Heir is a Democratic candidate, or at least joked about it pretty convincingly a while back.
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Quite true, and I still am: My Presidential campaign - Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share - Straight Dope Message Board
And eleanorigby, if I were female, I’d be Elendil’s Heiress, wouldn’t I? 
Psychopaths: Nutjobs’ paved walkways.
Arkham Asylum.
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Quite true, and I still am: My Presidential campaign - Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share - Straight Dope Message Board
And eleanorigby, if I were female, I’d be Elendil’s Heiress, wouldn’t I?
Psychopaths: Nutjobs’ paved walkways.
Arkham Asylum.
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The sad thing is last night as I got ready for bed, I suddenly sat up with thought: Elendil’s Heir was in my LOTR thread–stoopit Rigby!
Arkham Asylum: Graphic Nut House
Super Dog!
Super Dog!: Mine always were.
My handsome, sly black cat, Sal, on the occasion of his 14th (or is it 15th?) birthday.
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My handsome, sly black cat, Sal, on the occasion of his 14th (or is it 15th?) birthday.
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Well, I don’t know Sal at all, so this is based on cats in general:
Staff felicitations acknowledged.
rhinovirus, because I’ve caught a cold, dammit.