Describe it in three words

Wannsee Conference chairman.

Reinhold Niebuhr

Obama likes him.

Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.)

Hillary’s worst problem

Booble head doll

I think you might mean bobble head.
Bobble head doll: scary collectable figurines

yogurt

No I meant booble head. I will accept your answer anyway.
Milk based food
hot

Orange Oven Thing

Jalapeno Lollipop

(that’ s a heating element, btw)
jalapeno lollipop–disgusting portable confection

Mr Whipple

Don’t Squeeze Charmin

The Maytag Repair Man

Highly inaccurate caricature

locksmiths

Make key decisions.

The Panama Canal

Lots of locks
Listening to your coworkers country music all day long

Could be worse.

Bosses who have fake hand grenades on their desks.

Cool management toy!
OR

Sure they’re fake?

Legos

Legos: My son loves.

Thomas the Tank Engine.

Ringo, Carlin, Baldwin

The Chrysler Turbine Car

Why not used?

The Edsel

The Edsel: Notorious marketing flop.

New Coke.

The liquid Edsel?

driver’s ed

Teens with deathmobiles.

The Batmobile.

Very cool wheels

carpal tunnel