Common Doper malady?
Universal health insurance.
American’s Impossible Dream
Ralph Crandon
Dunno… who dat?
Ralph Kramden.
Alice’s unhappy husband
Jackie Gleason
:smack: :smack: :smack:
I swear I’m losing my brain–not my mind, my brain.
Jackie Gleason: “…to the moon!”
demyelinating sheath
Ribbed for pleasure?
Condoms.
Um…not so much. 
Teen’s best friend.
OR
Raincoat for Johnson
OR
Saran wrapper extraodinaire
OR
Personal beef “Wellington”
hangnail
irritating finger malady
Lorenzo’s Oil
Helps sick kids
or
Irritating Sarandon flick
Bull Durham
Great baseball film
OR
oral cancer causer
Le Creuset cookware
Ooooh, that’s pricey.
An eight-course meal with three bottles of wine at the finest restaurant in Paris.
My dream date
OR
liver crisis coming!( une maladie du foie vient!)
mussels slathered in garlic butter (the best meal I ever had in Paris)
Delicious but fattening.
Clams on the half shell
Occasional seafood treat.
Food poisoning.
Botulism is entertaining.
James J. “Jimmy” Walker
DY-NO-MITE!
Candiru Fish
parasitic freshwater fish
(I like Wikipedia)
electronic chess
Can be annoying
or
Game for Geeks
MGV’s Pharmacy College
Trains India’s druggists.
Soda fountains
Sugar water dispensers
Gemutlich