[QUOTE=eleanorigby]
…carpal tunnel
[/QUOTE]
Common Doper malady?
Universal health insurance.
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Universal health insurance.
[/QUOTE]
American’s Impossible Dream
Ralph Crandon
[QUOTE=eleanorigby]
…Ralph Crandon
[/QUOTE]
Dunno… who dat?
Ralph Kramden.
Alice’s unhappy husband
Jackie Gleason
[QUOTE=Scribble]
Jackie Gleason
[/QUOTE]
:smack: :smack: :smack:
I swear I’m losing my brain–not my mind, my brain.
Jackie Gleason: “…to the moon!”
demyelinating sheath
[QUOTE=eleanorigby]
…demyelinating sheath
[/QUOTE]
Ribbed for pleasure?
Condoms.
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Ribbed for pleasure?
[/QUOTE]
Um…not so much. 
Teen’s best friend.
OR
Raincoat for Johnson
OR
Saran wrapper extraodinaire
OR
Personal beef “Wellington”
hangnail
irritating finger malady
Lorenzo’s Oil
[QUOTE=Enola Straight]
… Lorenzo’s Oil
[/QUOTE]
Helps sick kids
or
Irritating Sarandon flick
Bull Durham
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Bull Durham
[/QUOTE]
Great baseball film
OR
oral cancer causer
Le Creuset cookware
[QUOTE=eleanorigby]
…Le Creuset cookware
[/QUOTE]
Ooooh, that’s pricey.
An eight-course meal with three bottles of wine at the finest restaurant in Paris.
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
An eight-course meal with three bottles of wine at the finest restaurant in Paris.
[/QUOTE]
My dream date
OR
liver crisis coming!( une maladie du foie vient!)
mussels slathered in garlic butter (the best meal I ever had in Paris)
Delicious but fattening.
Clams on the half shell
[QUOTE=Scribble]
…Clams on the half shell
[/QUOTE]
Occasional seafood treat.
Food poisoning.
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Food poisoning.
[/QUOTE]
Botulism is entertaining.
James J. “Jimmy” Walker
DY-NO-MITE!
Candiru Fish
[QUOTE=Enola Straight]
Candiru Fish
[/QUOTE]
parasitic freshwater fish
(I like Wikipedia)
electronic chess
[QUOTE=eleanorigby]
electronic chess
[/QUOTE]
Can be annoying
or
Game for Geeks
MGV’s Pharmacy College
[QUOTE=bannerrefugee]
MGV’s Pharmacy College
[/QUOTE]
Trains India’s druggists.
Soda fountains
[QUOTE=Sternvogel]
Soda fountains
[/QUOTE]
Sugar water dispensers
Gemutlich