Describe it in three words

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Weezer.
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Rymes with Geezer
Or
Highly amplified rockers
Shoes that go clop clop clop

Annoying and heavy

Snow emergency

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Annoying and heavy

Snow emergency
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No mini marshmallows!

Hot cocoa.

Hot cocoa: Delightful winter treat OR Hot chocolatey goodness OR Sweetened Aztec beverage.

The Aztecs.

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The Aztecs.
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Crushed by Cortes
Or
Native Mexican people

puppies

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puppies
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Needy poop machines
OR
bundles of fun
OR happy to visit

electronic ballot

Electronic ballot: Hacked by Diebold OR Paper is better OR Democracy’s Achilles heel

Super Tuesday.

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Super Tuesday.
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Today: almost over

OR
candidates’ chances narrow
OR

Also Fat Tuesday!

Mardi gras

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Mardi gras
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Party with parades
or
Beads, breasts, bourbon

Pancake day

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Party with parades
or
Beads, breasts, bourbon

Pancake day
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Shrove Tuesday Tradition.

packzki

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packzki
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Ethnic jelly donut.

Powdered sugar.

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Powdered sugar.
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Topping for churros.

Milhouse Van Houten

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Milhouse Van Houten
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Bart’s Best Buddy

EPO

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EPO
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Dopers, not straight.

Roger Clemens

Juice up, baby!

Cocaine.

Roger Clemens
Best pitcher ever
Or
Never was brave

Cocaine
Powdered white pleasure
Or
Sniff at peril

Cricket

Sachin Tendulkar’s sport

Or
Jiminy is one.

apostrophe

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apostrophe
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Franks great record

PMRC

an unknown acronym

Love sausage

Love sausage: Nickname for penis?

Spam about penis enlargers.