Describe it in three words

Entertaining but fraudulent

air couriers

Arrives at airport
Brevet

Brevet: In the field.

Bvt. Maj. Gen. Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain.

Academic at Appomattox

Fruit bats

Tropical flying mammals.

The “Batman, if he’s prepared” meme

bats bite back

Un-identified rodents in the back yard

::Golf clap:: Well played, my friend. Very well played indeed.

Unidentified rodents in the backyard: Call Pest Control.

The Rat Patrol.

Sixties soldier show
Or
Corny cycling club

Mirrors

Shattering brings misfortune.

Lewis Carroll

Anglican authored Alice
Or
Dodgson’s pen name

Agonist

Binds, triggers reaction.

Lolcats.

Cat catches cheeseburger

Fritz the cat

Fritz the Cat: Maybe Felix’s cousin?

Pornographic cartoons.

Not for children

Corduroy

Corduroy: Historic log road OR Bumpy cotton fabric OR Adorable yellow bear.

Words that have multiple meanings.

Can cause confusion

Confucius

Confucius: Communists now rediscovering.

The Manchurian Candidate.

Cinematic commie conspiracy

Hot air balloons

Albuquerque fiesta focus.

The fact that Albuquerque residents’ license plates say “New Mexico USA”

States States Sovereignty

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