Linguistic example sentence
Spelling the word “women” as “wymmyn”
Dogma dictates diction
Dare
Folly of youth
Or
Police anti-drug association
Very, very loud rap and hip-hop from the neighbors late at night.
Probably justifiable homicide. 
Lame excuses for serious crimes.
Isolation= Leave me alone
Next/ Big Mack
Particularly large truck.
Next: Lame excuses for serious crimes.
Anti-social activity apology
Or
Lousy louse lied
Disk jockeys who talk too much
Shut up, already!
Fireworks
Remember, hyphenates count as two words.
Fireworks: Loud, colorful, impressive
Fourth of July celebrations.
Ooooh, Ahhhhh, Ohhhhh!
Hawaiian Shirts
Colorful casual fashion.
Hawaii 5-O.
“Book 'em, Danno!” (really, what other three words *could * you use? 
)
Pearl Harbor
Pearl Harbor: Beautiful Hawaiian port OR Japanese sneak attack OR Caught us napping OR Lives in infamy OR Arizona’s eternal grave.
Adm. Yamamoto.
Japanese Navy commander
Peyote
Feed Your Head
White Rabbit
Alice’s traveling companion
OR
Mom’s old car
The Queen of Hearts
Defiantly does decapitation
Or
Mythic mean monarch
A hypothetical bollywood adaptation of “War and Peace”
Singing, dancing, carnage
OR
Devdas doesn’t, revisited?
snooze button on the alarm clock
Cold morning addiction.
Carefully standing so that the first chilly water from the shower doesn’t hit you.
Icemelt Avoidance Technique
Plastic cups from sporting events