[QUOTE=Wargamer]
Plastic cups from sporting events
[/QUOTE]
Sporting, sipping souvenir
stripclub manager
[QUOTE=bannerrefugee]
stripclub manager
[/QUOTE]
“Bare asses? Assets!”
Two-dollar bills
[QUOTE=Sternvogel]
“Bare asses? Assets!”
Two-dollar bills
[/QUOTE]
discriminated-against duckets.
One Thousand Dollar Bills.
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]
One Thousand Dollar Bills.
[/QUOTE]
No longer circulated.
The Papiermark, circa 1923
[QUOTE=Governor Quinn]
…The Papiermark, circa 1923
[/QUOTE]
Load those wheelbarrows: Papiermark - Wikipedia
Hyperinflation.
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Hyperinflation.
[/QUOTE]
Balloon will pop!
Bush’s budget eliminating funding for RIF programs to needy areas/kids.
really hot air
next is carnival worker
[QUOTE=eleanorigby]
Bush’s budget eliminating funding for RIF programs to needy areas/kids.
[/QUOTE]
Many dollars short.
[QUOTE=haystack1989]
carnival worker
[/QUOTE]
Migrant midway laborer.
Superdelegate.
Superdelegate: Now unexpectedly important.
The 1860 Republican national convention in Chicago.
Lincoln beats Seward
the best pizza in town
The best pizza in town: Everyone opines magisterially.
Magistrate.
Ignorant connected lawyer.
Thomas Edison.
[QUOTE=Wargamer]
Thomas Edison.
[/QUOTE]
Tesla’s terrible tormentor
Or
Personally patented plenty
Stale coffee
[QUOTE=Wargamer]
[Magistrate] Ignorant connected lawyer…
[/QUOTE]
HEY! :mad: I am one!
Stale coffee: Throw it out.
Gathering up your household garbage and only then realizing there won’t be pickup because it’s some obscure holiday.
Stuck with trash.
sidewalk preachers
[QUOTE=Scribble]
…sidewalk preachers
[/QUOTE]
Walk around them.
Sister Aimee Semple McPherson.
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Sister Aimee Semple McPherson.
[/QUOTE]
Foursquare Church founder.
Shirley Temple
[QUOTE=Sternvogel]
Shirley Temple
[/QUOTE]
Sugary kiddie cocktail
OR
Actress turned ambassador
Ogden Nash
[QUOTE=eleanorigby]
Ogden Nash
[/QUOTE]
Published puny poetry
Rash
See your doctor
Or
Hydrocortisone works well
Or
Hotheaded, not premeditated
Rent control