Sporting, sipping souvenir
stripclub manager
“Bare asses? Assets!”
Two-dollar bills
discriminated-against duckets.
One Thousand Dollar Bills.
No longer circulated.
The Papiermark, circa 1923
Load those wheelbarrows: Papiermark - Wikipedia
Hyperinflation.
Balloon will pop!
Bush’s budget eliminating funding for RIF programs to needy areas/kids.
really hot air
next is carnival worker
Many dollars short.
Migrant midway laborer.
Superdelegate.
Superdelegate: Now unexpectedly important.
The 1860 Republican national convention in Chicago.
Lincoln beats Seward
the best pizza in town
The best pizza in town: Everyone opines magisterially.
Magistrate.
Ignorant connected lawyer.
Thomas Edison.
Tesla’s terrible tormentor
Or
Personally patented plenty
Stale coffee
HEY! :mad: I am one!
Stale coffee: Throw it out.
Gathering up your household garbage and only then realizing there won’t be pickup because it’s some obscure holiday.
Stuck with trash.
sidewalk preachers
Walk around them.
Sister Aimee Semple McPherson.
Foursquare Church founder.
Shirley Temple
Sugary kiddie cocktail
OR
Actress turned ambassador
Ogden Nash
Published puny poetry
Rash
See your doctor
Or
Hydrocortisone works well
Or
Hotheaded, not premeditated
Rent control