Describe it in three words

Sporting, sipping souvenir
stripclub manager

“Bare asses? Assets!”

Two-dollar bills

discriminated-against duckets.

One Thousand Dollar Bills.

No longer circulated.

The Papiermark, circa 1923

Load those wheelbarrows: Papiermark - Wikipedia

Hyperinflation.

Balloon will pop!

Bush’s budget eliminating funding for RIF programs to needy areas/kids.

really hot air

next is carnival worker

Many dollars short.

Migrant midway laborer.

Superdelegate.

Superdelegate: Now unexpectedly important.

The 1860 Republican national convention in Chicago.

Lincoln beats Seward

the best pizza in town

The best pizza in town: Everyone opines magisterially.

Magistrate.

Ignorant connected lawyer.

Thomas Edison.

Tesla’s terrible tormentor
Or
Personally patented plenty
Stale coffee

HEY! :mad: I am one!

Stale coffee: Throw it out.

Gathering up your household garbage and only then realizing there won’t be pickup because it’s some obscure holiday.

Stuck with trash.

sidewalk preachers

Walk around them.

Sister Aimee Semple McPherson.

Foursquare Church founder.

Shirley Temple

Sugary kiddie cocktail
OR

Actress turned ambassador

Ogden Nash

Published puny poetry

Rash

See your doctor

Or

Hydrocortisone works well

Or

Hotheaded, not premeditated

Rent control