Describe it in three words

More monthly money (if you rent)
Or
Paupers please PAY (if you’re a landlord)

Humor

Consolation for humanity

Freezing rain

Darn, no umbrella.

The reason why the Republicans and Democrats chose to hold their 1948 National Conventions in Philadelphia in the middle of sweltering heat waves.

Brotherly love city!

No A/C then?

Eskimo pies

Eskimo pies: Not native cuisine.

The doctor’s secretary from Northern Exposure, who was so phlegmatic, obtuse and unhelpful that I just wanted to kill her. Grrrrrrrr!

on secluded island

Fruit

Native Alaskan stereotype

minoxidil

Picard’s Miracle Cure

The Dead Sea Scrolls

Of obscure origin

Scarecrow

Needed a brain OR Found in cornfields OR Ignored by crows OR Scary comics villain OR Poorly-dressed dummy.

Overlooked earlier: Fruit.

Ovary and seed

Nikolai Gogol

Died a virgin.

Virginity.

With good reason – it was from a reply to a post on Page 1 of this thread, which began in November!

Virginity: Elizabeth’s lifelong possession?

Richard Branson

Rollicking British billionaire.

Commercial near-space tourism.

Rotten’s Virgin buddy
Sir Isaac Newton

Apple? A myth.

Simulpost! Again, commercial near-space tourism.

Not this century.
Madonna.

Widely worshipped woman
Or
Successful singing star

Proctologist

licenced but doctor

Rick T’s knoldge on anything automotive related

Impresses us all.

NPR’s Car Talk program.