Describe it in three words

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]

NPR’s Car Talk program.
[/QUOTE]

Affords automotive advice

Steal your face

Grateful Dead album

Or

Steal Your Face

Or

Really crappy sound

Aging hippies

Right-on! Groovy!

popping zits

[QUOTE=Enola Straight]
…popping zits
[/QUOTE]

Unpleasant teen ritual.

The comic strip Zits.

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]

The comic strip Zits.
[/QUOTE]

Syrupy syndicated strip
Bicycle spoke

What’d it say? (Sorry–couldn’t resist.)
Or
Wheel shock absorber

Bicycle chain

[QUOTE=Scribble]

Bicycle chain
[/QUOTE]

Connects cranks, cogs

This is spinal tap

This is Spinal Tap: Goes to eleven OR Loud has-beens OR Stonehenge never funnier OR Beware cricket bat OR World’s Loudest Band OR Played USAF dance.

Choking on someone else’s vomit.

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]

Choking on someone else’s vomit.
[/QUOTE]

Dead drummer’s demise

Rodney Dangerfield

[QUOTE=bannerrefugee]
…Rodney Dangerfield
[/QUOTE]

Got no respect OR Tugged at necktie OR Bug-eyed comedian OR Occasional movie villain OR Star of Caddyshack.

I’m going to start using Doper memes. First up:

Pan-fried semen.

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]

Pan-fried semen.
[/QUOTE]

Begin by breading

Yak herding techniques

[QUOTE=bannerrefugee]
Yak herding techniques
[/QUOTE]

Llamas? No, lamas!

“I burning your dog”

[QUOTE=Sternvogel]
Llamas? No, lamas!

“I burning your dog”
[/QUOTE]
past ESL poster.

Cite!

[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]

Cite!
[/QUOTE]

Consider the source

1920’s style death rays

passé SDMB meme

The loneliness of Valentine’s day when your SO is overseas, and you had to work until 9:15 tonight, anyway.

[QUOTE=Scribble]
…The loneliness of Valentine’s day when your SO is overseas, and you had to work until 9:15 tonight, anyway.
[/QUOTE]

My sincere sympathies!

Rio by Duran Duran.

eighties pop single

Penis ensues

another tired SDMBism

Steam

[QUOTE=Scribble]

Steam
[/QUOTE]

Clearly causes condensation
Scowling officemates who make my eyes hurt

[QUOTE=bannerrefugee]
Scowling officemates who make my eyes hurt
[/QUOTE]

Maybe they’ll retire.

Gold watches