Describe it in three words

Affords automotive advice

Steal your face

Grateful Dead album

Or

Steal Your Face

Or

Really crappy sound

Aging hippies

Right-on! Groovy!

popping zits

Unpleasant teen ritual.

The comic strip Zits.

Syrupy syndicated strip
Bicycle spoke

What’d it say? (Sorry–couldn’t resist.)
Or
Wheel shock absorber

Bicycle chain

Connects cranks, cogs

This is spinal tap

This is Spinal Tap: Goes to eleven OR Loud has-beens OR Stonehenge never funnier OR Beware cricket bat OR World’s Loudest Band OR Played USAF dance.

Choking on someone else’s vomit.

Dead drummer’s demise

Rodney Dangerfield

Got no respect OR Tugged at necktie OR Bug-eyed comedian OR Occasional movie villain OR Star of Caddyshack.

I’m going to start using Doper memes. First up:

Pan-fried semen.

Begin by breading

Yak herding techniques

Llamas? No, lamas!

“I burning your dog”

past ESL poster.

Cite!

Consider the source

1920’s style death rays

passé SDMB meme

The loneliness of Valentine’s day when your SO is overseas, and you had to work until 9:15 tonight, anyway.

My sincere sympathies!

Rio by Duran Duran.

eighties pop single

Penis ensues

another tired SDMBism

Steam

Clearly causes condensation
Scowling officemates who make my eyes hurt

Maybe they’ll retire.

Gold watches