My friends demand, “See it!”
Lifeboat
Classic, Lifepod’s a decent remake
The Four Feathers (2002)
Soldier thought coward, wrongly snubbed.
The Three Musketeers
Damn, Michael York was yummy.
Pretty Woman
Still Julia Roberts’s best movie.
Erin Brockovich
Beauty pageant queen goes environmental.
Willy Wonka
I’m assuming you mean, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
Impoverished boy wins factory tour.
Dr. Strangelove
Learned to love the bomb.
American Pie
Masturbation. Pie fucking. Internet porn.
American Pie Presents Band Camp
One time? At band camp?
Star Trek: The Motion Picture
Too long but restarted franchise
Ronin
Pretty good tough-guy flick.
Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan
Kirk’s stranded nemesis seeks revenge.
Ran
My Three Sons gone postal.
Free Willy
Kid’s Orca flees durance vile.
Star Trek: The Search for Spock
“The needs of the one…”
12 O’Clock High
“Look to the skies, men!”
Star Trek: The Voyage Home
“There be whales here. Again!”
Catch 22
Major Major Major Major Major
Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog
Never mind, beaten to the punch. (And I haven’t seen Dr. Horrible yet!)