Describe the movie in five words, Take 2

Hated this anti-Nazi parable.

King Kong (the remake)

Dippy Lange and Twin Towers
Watts good opposite CG monkey

Coyote Ugly

They certainly weren’t, I’d say.

Mona Lisa Smile

Dead Poets’ Society Girl’s School

Phenomenon

John learns Portuguese in twenty.

Howl’s Moving Castle

Underrated animated masterpiece, enjoyable viewing.

Home’s where the wizard is

Paprika

Nicer version of The Cell.

The Cell

Ben Affleck’s ex-, mental prison.

Sorry, meant to add Resident Evil: Apocalypse

Yet another outbreak; call Alice

Bubba Ho-Tep

Unrecognizable JFK, Elvis team up.

28 Days Later

British survivors get it on.

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

Martin loathes, then pities, Candy.

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

Taken in by a skirt!

The Man Who Would Be King

Bold ambitions beget horrible fall.

Nixon

A descent into presidential madness.

JFK

Silly, conspiracy-addled fictional portrayal.

The Player

Altman rips Hollywood as usual

The Hudsucker Proxy

Coen Bros. satirize Big Business.

The Rapture