Shouldn’t that be “First time boy wizard triumphs?” 
Paratrooper op goes badly awry
The French Lieutenant’s Woman
Forced on highschoolers, already depressed.
In Bruges
Hired killers tread cobblestone streets.
Lars and the Real Girl
Bianca is real to him.
Harvey
Hat with earholes . . . he’s REAL??!!??
Arsenic and Old Lace
Cary plays a dutiful nephew.
ET
:eek: WHO’s PAYING THIS PHONE BILL? :eek:
Edward Scissorhands
It’s gotta hurt to masturbate.
Reservoir Dogs
Was an ‘inside man’ necessary?
Mystery Men
Schmoes defeat supervillain, oddly enough.
Stealth
Hybrid: HAL and Number Five.
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Costner’s English accent comes, goes.
Titanic
Kate sure has nice tits
All Quiet on the Western Front
War Is Hell Over There
Shine
Pianist nuts but has talent.
The Pianist
Polish musician, a true story
1408
Once again, Harvey Keitel’s naked.
The Package
Missed it by that much. Let’s try again.
Don’t go in that room!
The Package.
Gorbachev in crosshairs; good movie!
The Conversation