Describe y in x amount of words. Take 2.

No. I will resist the temptation to say anything bitchy about the “world” series.

The best Eagles song and why in 18 words.

Hotel California – because you can check out, but you can never leave. (The one one I know, OK?).

Boxers or briefs, in 29 words.

Damn – the only one, obviously.

Used to be briefs (til I was about 16), then I moved on to boxers, and really enjoyed the freedom. Now, my girlfriend thinks boxer-briefs are sexy. So: boxer-briefs.
The Great Lakes in 4 words.

Thought there were five.

Were you angling for that response, an why, in 12 words?

Since I didn’t post the challenge, I wasn’t angling for any response.

Tell me something about Africa in 25 words.

It’s not the best continent to start with in Risk because you need defend three borders: South America, Europe, and Asia. Worth three armies though.
Who’s your pick to win the Superbowl this year? 17 words.

Hopefully the Carolina Panthers, but if not then I guess Janet Jackson’s boob will have to do.

Describe one thing you hate about your neighbors in 4 words

Tacky decorations every holiday.

You #1 phobia, in 9 words.

I have an extremely intense fear of open heights
You favorite vacation spot and why in 18 words

Happily, I had it at a critical meeting that went really well.

What do you sleep in at night, in 17 words.

that’s an old post from 10/15/05 (bottom of page 1)

the current question is

Backpacking the Lost Coast, because it means I get to go home and go on a grand adventure.

Favorite sexual position in 69 words.

Oops, my mistake. Apologize for throwing things off.

If I’m by myself, I sleep in my pajamas. If I’m with my sweetie, my birthday suit.

That may be TMI, but not as much as the much-anticipated response to honeydewgrrl’s

I wouldn’t touch that one with a ten-foot boner thread.

I could get by with only eight words and say, “Any position that involves me and a girl”, but that would not be following the rules of the game, not to mention be a bit anti-climactic. Everyone is waiting anxiously for some juicy tidbit of carnal knowledge, so I’ll just take the challenge and say “Any position that involves me and a girl.” I’m not picky at all really.

Jack and Jill went up the hill… Finish the rhyme with 29 words.

to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
and Jill sued the well manufacturer for placing the well in such a blantantly precarious location
your weekend plans in 15 words

Saturday: son’s day-long school festival.
Sunday: English School Halloween party for 120 people. Exhausting. Ugh.

And she does it again.

What’s your secret vice, in two words.