New game: Each respondant to this thread must reply, in 10 words or less, to the question. Articles also count as words.
After a question has been asked, the person answering asks another question.
Ready? 
What’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened to you?
Ejected from Washington Monument for marijuana-and-terror-fueled screaming.
What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you?
Realized I was still wearing “temp” badge after evening flirtation.
What was your worst date like?
I farted during moment of silence after Pledge of Alegence.
Describe your wedding ceremony and reception.
Handed him a ring on a street corner; received same.
Describe your relationship with your parents
not as distant as it needs to be.
Describe you
Gentle, chivalrous grizzly bear with a taste for the classics.
What is the meaning of life?
Live well, love wholly, be happy, die peacefully (or, 42! :D)
What would your dream job be?
Puzzle editor – the job I have. Wish it paid better.
What’s your favorite TV show – and why?
Gilmore Girls - it’s witty and fantastic. Yep, on the WB.
What movie do you love to introduce to people who haven’t seen it?
Super Troopers–First ten minutes just might kill you laughing.
Who’s your idol, and why?
In order: Coffee shop, her cuffs, my key, Rocky Horror.
How would you make your entrance on “Average Joe”?
Sing “Born to be Wild” naked as a jay bird…
Hows your day?
DeVena… Did you read her post in this here thread!!!
How’s your day?
I sat on my arse and read SDMB all day.
Describe your perfect date
Picked right off the tree,plump and sweet.
What’s the best way to find oneself?
I’m not sure, but it must be on a motorcycle. (Shamelessly stolen from … someone’s sig line - sorry, but it I love the idea!)
What’s your favorite dessert?
Underpants. With a delicious side of tapioca and orange sherbert.
How many boobies do you see in an average day?
Clothed- hundreds unclothed- unfortunately usually none
¿Pueden comprender esto?
A little. I only had two years of Spanish class.
Would you like fries with that?