Only if they’re steak fries.
Would you like to visit Mars?
Why not? According to John Gray, I’d be returning home.
Is it just too damn cold outside?
Yes. Next question.
Describe your first sexual experience.
In the dark, over too soon.
Describe your parents
Manipulative, bitter, pessimistic, emotionally abusive, co-dependent and married 50 years :rolleyes:
Describe your favorite pet.
Very, extremely, Large, angst-filled tabby of rather dubious heritage
What’s up?
The sky. Birds. Airplanes. Heaven. And the astronauts’ golf ball.
What contributes most to the collapse of society?
Morons on cell phones who don’t turn off their blinkers.
Describe your perfect day.
A balmy summer day at the beach with my honey.
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Describe a TMI health problem you have had. 
Eczema so bad I permanently lost melanin in one spot.
(what, you thought I was going to tell you about the recent yeast infection? :wally )
Have you ever seen a dream walking?
Does Kevin Costner count? Santa Fe, pre-Adonis complex. Purrrrrr.
Describe your latest meal.
Salty guacamole, beans, rice, and yummy chicken quesadillas. What’s Atkins?
Two Atkins tortillas loaded with cheesy chicken. Not half bad.
What’s your idea of heaven and hell?
A free jazz club with a “no colored allowed” sign
Where do you see yourself in ten years?
I see myself head of a multi-national corporation, dude.
Why is it so damn cold?!
As I understand, it’s because of the absence of heat.
What’s love got to do with it?
Absolutely nothin’, say it again!
What would you have for a “last” meal?
The same as my first, just from a different source. 
Who is your least favorite human being, and why?
My brother, druggy loser and stealer of my ID.
Over the top or from the bottom?